Garbage men in my home?

So yesterday I was a little ill in the morning and I thought a few hours sleep would do me good (plus work was riding me about a sexual harassment case I'm involved wiht so I want to be away from that). I woke up at about noon to the sounds of people in my kitchen. I was naturally curious so I went downstairs enough to see 3 men in my kitchen, smoking cigars and messing with a monocle I had left on the top for a fancy dress party! They were passing it to each other and taking puffs on their cigars pretending they were rich people. As they left they spat on my china, smashed my new monocle and put the breakfast my wife had left for me in the garbage disposal! I saw them get into their truck and drive away.

I know for a fact that these aren't the guys who normally do my trash, but I don't know what to do next? Report them? If I do then my history of putting traps for them in my garbage might come up. I was never formally charged because they found the guys hand and reattached it.

i would have shot them, placed a gun in there hands, sprinkle some crack on them, and called it self defense they had there guns drown. lol just kidding but i would have called the police about it. also since you were never charged in the crime of the lost hand they wont even know it happend so do somthing about this incident.

laughter, this is their hobby. They don't want to do something constructive.

lol; i would be scared as hell. Uhhh, i would've reported it right away. Do it now anyway. lol

You're as funny as a rash.

Amazing what some people do for their own entertainment. You should look into a hobby.

great details of a great dream