Any illegals? No need to wait 6 months before you bum off the English Taxpayer! Now you can do it in 3 months?

And, it gets even better for you!
Instead of one of your relatives in England having to pay 20 or 30 thousand pounds to have you smuggled in. You just pay that nice Labour Party a measly 拢1000!
That's surely an offer you can't refuse!
Of course Mr Bean doesn't do things solely out of the Kindness of his Heart.
He's gonna claim that he's being "Tough" on immigration by reducing the Visa to 3 months.
(this merely means you start "bummin' 3 months earlier! And Americans on genuine visits get thrown OUT.)
The 拢1000 touch is also nice. Instead of your brother working his "Girls" harder to raise the 拢20,000, he just promises 拢1,000 (which,of course,never needs to be paid!)
Mr Bean's happy, Labour's happy, Illegals are happy. What more d'you want?

Hey Stevelaw
Name ONE fact that is wrong! SA

I know you're being sarcastic, but there is alot of truth in that!!!

I suggest you read the news more carefully before you try to be sarcastic about it in the future.

Congratulations. You get to wear the dunces hat today.

I just killed myself larfing at the sarcasm and yes you are right! Sorry some people on here can't see what's happening. Nice one!!!!
Yep just come for 3 months and will not enforce the 拢1000,become estranged from your relatives after 3 months,get your 拢2-3000,go back and start all over again. You can make quite a good career out of it!!!

You see that wee word 'illegal?'

It means you are a non status person. It means, therefore, that you have no right to claim any form of benefit because you cannot prove your identity as a British citizen.

Therefore, smart lad, illegals aren't costing the 'English' taxpayer anything.

Oh, and about 'English' taxes... if you can't work out that the other parts of the UK pay tax as well, I'd suggest your experience in this world shouldn't really be enough to allow you to breed.

Clearly you didn't read the entire story before you started ranting either.