I would like to become an illegal. How do I do it?

No illegal imigrant is interested in becoming legal. They have to great of a deal. Great healthcare. Great food. Awesome education. And a list of other beniffits and they don't have to pay a dime for it! Our taxes pay for it!

Sounds like a great deal to me. How do I become an illegal immigrant?

First leave the United States and go to Mexico.
Then learn to speak spanish.
Change your last name to 'Perez' or 'Gonzales'
Get a tan
Acquire a taste for Budweiser and Marlboro
Say the F word alot
Acquire a somewhat slimy look about yourself

Then with identification you can obtain for a $1,000.00 at the border by the Mexican Government you can cross over 'illegally' into the United States and proudly exclaim that you are a Mexican illegal alien and you demand compensation from the American Government.

Remember to wear blue jeans,a cowboy hat and a plaid shirt with the sleeves rolled up.
Don't shave and wear lots of suntan lotion.
And you'll soon be on the path to illegal citizenship right here in the good ole U.S of A.

And when you get here you'll want to hang out in the Home Depot parking lot all day doing absolutely nothing.

Good luck and God speed my inspired friend!

Renounce your American citizenship. File the paperwork with the state department.

Move to another country without any documentation. duh.

Denounce your citizenship in the US and become a citizen elsewhere. Then come back....sneakily.

You can't if you were born here you dummy .

Speak only if informed. My neighbor who happens to have breast cancer can not get healthcare, and is not in somekind of welfare assistance because she is illegal. She's dying, wasting away. We've organized carwashes, yard sales and other things to help her out but it can only pay very little of what she needs... So before posting some sort of stupid question like this get informed. JERK

go to another country. There are better countries to become an illegal alien in. And you get paid better if you teach english in those countries that want to learn english.

move to mexico, change your name to Jose.... then walk back to America.... good luck Mr.Jose!

try to llok for a illegal recruiter who brings ppl to other countries

Sounds like a great deal, go for it! Sign me up too!

But knowing our government as soon as you do they'll ship you back to your own country ... wherever that is

renounce your US citizenship, go to mexico and apply for citizenship there. once granted, hurry back to the US border and brag about your mexican citizenship and beg for them to let you in. now that doesnt make you an illegal like you wanted... but i'm sure... You WON'T do it, you'll be scared shi+ without your US citizenship. Bet you're all words!

So how much of you tax dollar do you suppose goes towards that? Maybe 5 cents? maybe 50 cents? Think you can spare it?

Yeah we all resent illegals who get things that we pay for but frankly I'm a lot MORE pissed off that large billion dollar companies (like WalMart) are sending their employees to go get government assistance because they pay them slave wages and offer ZERO benefits! Who can afford a few benefits better than WalMart? The Walton family will still be the richest people in America even if they pay their share BUT THEY DON'T!! It's time for the rich to pay a fair share and that includes large rich companies AND individuals!!

Well I can't say you have a noble plan but it is still a plan. I don't believe that illegals have a great thing going for them but I do know that out local and state tax dollars pay for a lot of their programs. Our feder tax dollars we are told pay for a lot of things but if one takes the time to research where it really goes you would be really surprised.
Some one who responded mentioned about wal-mart. I say to you, you are an idiot. The cost of living increases over the last 60 years or so is from your friendly federal governement issuing money that is not backed by gold or silver any more. So because the dollar has almost no real buying power anymore when a company like wal-mart can make the kind of money it makes and still offer benefits to it's part time employees, I say that is better than the alterative. Having nothing at all aka: medicaid. I am not saying that they are a perfect company, but none of them are. So unless you are going to get off of your McDonalds eating, Nike wearing, levi's lazy A-- and work toward a better solution, like getting people in our goverment who will truly represent the people, I would suggest that you keep your mouth shut and be thankful that wal-mart gives people jobs. Like illegal and legal aliens alike, as well as americans. Too bad there are too many of us who say we are too proud to take a job for 8-10.00 an hour so instead you contribute to the unemployment lines of the country. Atleast with the majority of hispanic people I have known or met they will work and are quite often as not far more trust worthy than many of the people who were born here, btw I am a store manager and a proud business owner and I have had my share of both types of employees and I can't imagine any of us would be here if it weren't for atleast one generation of our family having been illegal aliens at one time or another, unless we are now calling our selves Native Americans. Get the point!

Well first you have to risk death to get to America. Then you probably have to face discrimination on a daily basis. And let's not forget the hard manual labor and low wages most illegals make. Still think you want to be an illegal immigrant?

If you are white you cannot do it. The US government decided a long time ago to discriminate against whites. First they called it affirmative action, now they call it immigration reform. These terms really mean, "white boy bend over and take it".