Why is the U.K so fuc**ked up? (longish please read)?

I am 34 years of age. I split with my girlfriend 3 years ago. We sold our house that we owned. I spent the money I made on finishing my education & gained a degree in Interactive Multimedia. I struggle to find employment as i don't have commercial experience, so I am in temporary employment though an agency, Basic data inputting for a very small wage. I now live back at my parents as I can't afford to rent & live.
Even If i had a half decent salary I couldn't afford to buy a place of my own as house prices are astronomical.
Should I buy a plane ticket to Iraq. Get a great suntan, learn a bit of the Iraq language. somehow make my way back tot the U.K destroying all documents, refuse to speak english? Then I would be given, free food, clothing, a weekly income and a roof over my head. Claiming political asylum.
Is that fuc**ked up? I live in the U.K all of my God damn life, work hard for a pittance and I still can't afford to buy a house.

No....here's what you do.

Go through with that Iraq plan but forget about going back to the UK. Instead, come to Canada. We'll immediately give you good lodging, health care and $1,400.00 a month until you get on your feet.

There's lots of opportunity for Interactive Multimedia people here and houses cost a lot less. Since current temperatures in Iraq are around 45 degrees (117 American degrees) and it's sunny....you might want to work on your tan while you're there.

Seriously, you would probably like it here. It might be worth a try.

I agree with you.
That same problem exists here in America too, in Large Abundance.

See how smart you have become? If you lived in America you would've spent the money on drugs or alcohol and had to live on the street.
DO NOT go to Iraq. All our so called 'democratic' countries are all f** d up.
It's one or the other.