If i wanted to sue a grocery store, who would i contact?

I like to wear a elaborate George Bush costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again.

Can I sue for harassement or possibly assault?

To bad they didn't taze you bro.

I would ask an attorney. Or perhaps some of the other people who live in your head have a better idea.

You can sue anyone for anything. Call a lawyer.

You could try but the judge might laugh at you.

definitely. you should take all the money you have and your life savings and hire an attorney.

They should sue you for harassment or possibly assault. Who does that kind of stuff? Honestly. This must be a joke.

a lawyer!

wtf?

Ok my dear child it is time for bed and dont u wish u were this brave but stupid to do such things.

I don't believe that I wasted my time reading this stupid question.

oh my god that's the worst attempt of reverse-psychological rhetoric i've ever seen...bush sheeps are so dumb

No Offense. But What You Did Was A Little Too Much.
If I Was The Manager I Would Of Done The Same Thing.
I Wouldnt Want Some Crazy Guy Doing Crazy Things In My Store.

Frankly I would not be surprised if the store got it all on tape and is looking into pressing charges against you. Your behavior is considered illegal in many areas. So can you sue them, good luck trying, you could very well end up in jail if you try.

Heck I haven't been a manager in a store in a gazzilion years. I know I would have called the cops and had your a** arrested and press charges against you for destruction of property, harassment, and a litany of other charges. But this is a BS story. Would have been in the paper under "What Stupid People Think and Do."

Um no.

you acted like a child with no self control and and endangered the lives of the other shoppers, caused a scene and made a fool of yourself and YOU want to sue THEM?? what about throwing that baking soda around? what if it ended up in someone's eyes? you were bumping into people. what if you had knocked one over?


get a grip. I certainly hope this is a joke.

next time dress as cheney and they won't recognize you. people often feel sorry for people that are nearly dead so you won't get harrassed so much.

Sounds like everyone should be suing you for being an idiot.

Seriously, you were being disruptive and not helping an already annoying situation for other customers.