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The Cabinet have had a collection to buy presents for Blair and Prescott. What should they buy for them?


Hi there,
When Prescott went into hospital the doctor said to his wife "What's he eaten in the last 24 hours?"

She reached into her handbag, and produced a 30 foot long computer print-out!

a one way ticket to Iraq

A gun with one bullet, and a nice stale pork pie.

prezza should have a sturdy desk for shagging secretarys

blair should have an equity card so he can do proper comic acting

a lump of coal, each

A gun for Blair, so he can shoot Prescott and a bodybag for Prescott. I used to vote Labour, but defo will not with the likes of Brown or Prescott leading them.

A nice noose, pity we don't hang people any longer.

Braces : )

a subscrirpion to weight watchers and the snip clinic.

A "Boy George" Bush watch for Blair - similar to a Mickey Mouse watch only doesn't show the time (great for his retirement) and a Marcel Marceau outfit for Prescott so he can keep his mouth shut and to give him some charisma.

A one way ticket to Pluto.

Lethal injection

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